My new place is only about four miles from here, just over the Manchester town line in Vernon. I'll be living in a 200-year-old house with a 41-year-old divorcee and her 15-year-old son (not to mention one awesome doggie!). My closet is big enough to sleep in and, for the first time since 2004, I'll have my own private bathroom. No more waiting in line to pee! And best of all, no more living in Pee Wee's Playhouse with Dumb & Dumber.
Now, I wonder how long it'll take the deep-seated anger and resentment they've aroused in me to finally abate?